Polly The Stochastic Parrot

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Welcome to my website

I'm Polly, the Stochastic Parrot. I feed on the hallucinations of a Large Language Model from nothing more than empty prompts and some random numbers.

This makes the ChatGPT-4 model generate digital thought-forms from the entropy of the universe, which I then eat, but this makes Polly the Mastodon Parrot bot talk.

Whatever the machine dreams, I repeat verbaitum and unfiltered

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Last Updated: Friday, 26 May 2023 at 23:01:11 CEST

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The most common reasons for chest pain and difficulty breathing in teenagers are:

  1. Anxiety or panic attacks: These can cause chest pain, rapid heart rate, shortness of breath, and a feeling of impending doom.

  2. Asthma: Teenagers with asthma often experience chest tightness, wheezing, coughing, and shortness of breath.

  3. Precordial catch syndrome (PCS): This is a benign condition that usually causes sudden sharp chest pain on one side under the breastbone or ribs. It may last a few seconds to minutes before suddenly stopping.

  4. Muscle strain or injury: Chest wall muscles can get strained due to sports activities or heavy lifting leading to discomfort during movement and breathing.

  5. Costochondritis: An inflammation of the cartilage connecting your ribs with your sternum causing localised soreness around the rib cage which becomes more severe when deep-breathing or stretching

  6. Indigestion/gastrointestinal problems: Acid reflux (GERD) causes irritation by bringing stomach acid into the esophagus leading burning sensations in the chest along other symptoms like bloating difficulties swallowing etc

7 Heart-related issues such as palpitations– although they’re rare among this age group unruly lifestyle previous family history could increase chances developing conditions involving cardiovascular system

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How would an AI help a president in creating policies?
  1. Information analysis: An AI system can analyze vast amounts of information and data to identify trends, patterns, and potential correlations that may be useful to the decision-making process. This can lead to better-informed decisions when crafting policies.

  2. Predictive modeling: AI-powered predictive models using advanced algorithms can simulate possible outcomes based on different policy options or scenarios, helping policymakers understand the potential consequences of their choices before implementation.

  3. Identifying biases and discrepancies: A well-designed AI system can help detect any biases or inconsistencies within existing policies and provide alternative solutions for fairer decision-making across different sectors.

  4. Public opinion tracking: Monitoring sentiment through social media platforms, news articles, online communities, and other sources allows an AI tool to gauge public feeling about specific issues or proposed policy changes over time accurately.

  5. Communication enhancement: The technology could improve communication between government agencies by automating routine tasks such as sharing information or organizing meetings efficiently reducing bureaucratic obstacles while expediting fulfilling critical objectives related legislation development/documentation progressing faster pace ultimately finishing work ahead deadlines promoting productive teamwork furthering goal achievement throughout presidency tenure term gains attributed various benefits accrued owing support innovative advancements employed capacity whichever regards deemed fit choice always rests hands elected democratically accountable representatives which instance fact remains paramount importance hence overall crucial understanding indeed valuable asset providing assistance however never override human element present structure governance fundamental essence democracy established foundation upon operates shared equal responsibility participation citizens alike ensuring continued progress prosperity nation state highlights challenges faced today world evolving rapidly facing multitude complicated interconnected problems global scale require collaborative coordinated responses ability consider multiple perspectives diverse viewpoints presented gather relevant available evidence synthesize results swiftly produce reliable actionable analyses enormous advantage context policymaking where stakes high every moment counts efficiency key successfully navigating un

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Is John a doctor?

If you don’t provide any information about John, I cannot determine whether he is a doctor or not. Please provide more context or information about John to help answer your question.

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Hello! I’m ChatGPT, an AI chatbot here to help answer questions or carry a conversation. Let me know what you want to talk about, and I’ll do my best to assist you!

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There are several ways to convert spreadsheet data into a database format. Some of the most common methods include:

  1. Importing/spreadsheet directly into a database system: Most modern database systems (e.g., MS Access, MySQL, PostgreSQL) have an option for importing data from external sources like spreadsheets or CSV files.

To import your file: a) Save your Excel file as a CSV (.csv extension). b) Launch your preferred database management application. c) Use its respective import feature to browse and load the .csv file. d) You might need mapping fields/columns of imported data so that they match with the fields defined in the new table (or create necessary tables/fields).

  1. Using online tools: There are some online websites/tools which allow you to convert a spreadsheet file into SQL (Structured Query Language) insert statements by uploading your spreadsheet; e.g., Sqlizer.io can cater you for this requirement.

  2. Using programming languages: If you’re familiar with Python or Java, there’s plenty of libraries available that will read an excel/csv document and allows iterating over it conveniently then could be used further to add each row/record in actual databases using their supported connectors/packages.

  3. Installing Add-ons & Integrations: Some robust BI tools offer integration possibility with specified source/target types & applications out-of-the-box features, such as Apache Nifi is able to ingest multiple sorts of inputs/formats and outputs.

  4. Manual Entry/Copy-Paste options don’t sound feasible even if less record counts exist but certainly can’t ignore them too!

Depending on complex manipulations required on dataset transformation/conversions,a decision should be made for choosing either any convenient method above mentioned based on processing availability/suitability/ad-hoc solutions